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Zombieland Kink Meme I 
17th-Oct-2009 07:06 pm
Human Target / Guerrero "Hai bb"
(Rules are from the Watchmen Kink Meme, with minor edits, because they're pretty darn good rules.)

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposed to be a kink involved, but well-written gen prompts should work just as well.

2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art is also acceptable. Multiple people may respond to the same prompt, if they want.

3. If you post a request, try to fill one too. We don't want this to be all prompts and no responses.

4. While anonymity is encouraged, if you decide to de-anon you won't get flogged for it.

5. Crossovers are allowed.

And here's a long list of kinks for inspiration: http://eliade.livejournal.com/472331.html

Enjoy everyone!
18th-Oct-2009 12:28 am (UTC)
Columbus/Tallahassee, spanking
18th-Oct-2009 02:05 am (UTC)
Working on this. It is getting huge. Oops?
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18th-Oct-2009 12:31 am (UTC)
Columbus/Tallahassee, crossdressing; It was an absolute mistake to allow Little Rock and Wichita to play dress-up with him. He's not sure he wants to know where they found the panties.
18th-Oct-2009 12:50 am (UTC)
This prompt sounds amazing. Seconded.

(Especially if it's Tallahassee cross dressing. UNF.)
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18th-Oct-2009 12:34 am (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus with Wichita watching. It was her idea, he's is just surprised Tallahassee went along with it.
18th-Oct-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
Tallahassee/Wichita, Tallahassee has a foot fetish. Whether or not Columbus is involved is up to anon. (But Columbus/Wichita/Tallahassee has a 99% chance of becoming my OT3 for this fandom, soooo....)
20th-Oct-2009 03:29 pm (UTC)
I am so down with this, hold on.
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18th-Oct-2009 01:35 am (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus - delayed orgasm - Tallahassee seeing just how long he can keep Columbus on edge - bonus points if an anal plug is involved.
18th-Oct-2009 05:49 pm (UTC)
Oh please, please let this happen!
18th-Oct-2009 02:37 am (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus - Daddy theme.

Tallahassee is nothing like the father figure Columbus used to have, before the world went to Hell.
19th-Oct-2009 05:03 am (UTC)
working on it
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18th-Oct-2009 01:27 pm (UTC)


Post links to your fills/fill updates here, anons, so that they're easy to find when skimming through the pages.
18th-Oct-2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus - Protective Tallahassee
19th-Oct-2009 03:53 am (UTC)
Yes please!
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18th-Oct-2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
Tallahassee/Wichita -- Tallahassee is working out, and Wichita likes what she sees. Anon will also take Tallahassee/Little Rock.

(Bonus points if Tallahassee notices that he's being checked out, and starts showing off on purpose)
19th-Oct-2009 02:29 am (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus, D/s and caretaking behavior
8th-Nov-2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
I kind of have an idea for this one, but before I do it I just need to check that by D/s the OP meant Dom/Sub? I assuem it does, but just want to make sure before I write :)
19th-Oct-2009 07:42 am (UTC)
Columbus/Tallahassee/Wichita, Any type of threesome you'd like to give me.
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19th-Oct-2009 04:26 pm (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus - Columbus, purely by accident, manages to kill a group of zombies in a ridiculous but awesome way. Tallahassee is thrilled.
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19th-Oct-2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus -> Tensions are high and Tallhassee is especially dangerous when he is on edge. Columbus is developing a fascination with this dangerous man, but one day when he goes toe to toe with him, it takes a very different turn...

...and he finds he likes it.
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19th-Oct-2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus: In another mansion they are staying at, Tallahassee goes for midnight swim in the indoor pool - naked. Columbus walks in on him and, after some coaxing, skinny dips too. Columbus sees Tallahassee's body and gets turned on...slashiness ensues.
13th-Nov-2009 04:54 am (UTC)
This please!
19th-Oct-2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
Tallahassee/Columbus - bored, the girls and Columbus play truth or dare. They dare Columbus to do a striptease for Tallahassee. Tallahassee likes what he sees.
20th-Oct-2009 11:14 pm (UTC) - Gonna Get You. 1/3

Wichita just laughs, one of those throw-your-head-back-and-fall-over laughs, leaning on her sister's shoulder. Little Rock just looks like she's eaten the world's last Twinkie in front of Tallahassee's face. And Columbus, he just feels sick.

"Don't be a bitch," Wichita drawls, quirking her lip in that way she has (she's practiced, Columbus knows she has because she has a pocket mirror that she got maybe from some zombie chick but it doesn't really matter at this point because he's going to die). "You know how this works."

"Yeah, okay, but I don't remember - I don't remember signing up for dares that would get me killed!" He's starting to hyperventilate, shit fuck, he's going to die. He's going. To. Die.

Little Rock rolls her eyes. "You didn't specify."

God, he just wants to tell her to go to her room - Listen to your father - but then he'd get beat up by three people instead of just one, so he puts his head in his hands and tries not to shit himself. Wichita pats him on the knee. "You'll be okay," she says brightly. "You have strong bones."

"I hate you," he moans, stands up. Limber up, limber up. Just in case he can run. Because he's not the lion, after all, never has been. He's the fucking gazelle.

Tallahassee went into the other room after the first couple minutes of truth or dare because "I can't stand you girls gigglin' for much longer"; the sound of something like glass breaking had followed, but Columbus doesn't have a clue what exactly it was and he's not going to find out or remind Tallahassee of it because he'd probably use it as a weapon. He whimpers. It's been three whole week since he's gotten a major puncture wound. Ratchet that ticker back to zero days and counting.

Gonna die gonna die gonna die.

And Tallahassee's settled himself in a big easy chair in a pretty ugly mansion somewhere in Orange Fucking County, See Ay, where he can clean his nails with his giant fucking hunting knife. Sometimes Columbus wonders if he ever hunted before Zombieland, or if he just had the knives and shit to prove a point, or if he found them along the way. There's really no way of knowing what Tallahassee was before, even if there are clues. Not like Columbus is going to pry, not now. Not when he's going to die. Worst mantra ever but it won't go away.

He stands awkwardly in front of Tallahassee's chair, wishing the guy'd put down the knife, but of course he doesn't, just looks up at him like he's waiting for something, which of course he is but he doesn't know it. "What do you want, Ohio?" he says, flat like his jaw, with a little "Can't you see I'm busy?" implied in there at the end.

It takes a couple seconds of garbled speech before Columbus realizes he's got the string of his sweatshirt in his mouth, twisted around his tongue. He swallows. There's shards of glass on the arm of the easy chair. Why didn't he ever take a self-defense course or something -

“Kid.” It's not a happy tone of voice, and Tallahassee's eyebrows fly up into his hairline. Columbus decides not to really look at him anymore, does a little sideways thing with his face, like an eyeball apology. He can see the side of Tallahassee's head and his ear sticking out. That's all he needs to see in case Tallahassee decides he's dying today.

Gonna fucking die.

He grips the bottom of his sweatshirt like a lifevest over the Mariana Trench, with both hands, and pulls it over his head in one fast, clumsy motion. The girls would've wanted something slower, and they're probably watching from the door – shit, yes, there are the giggles – but it's all about staying alive. It's all about staying alive.

“I just want to say I'm sorry in advance,” he says in a tiny, tiny voice, and drops the sweatshirt to the ground. There's a muffled “What the shit - “ and then Columbus stops listening.
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